FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.......................... 
(Applause! Applause!) 

SPAIN

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... 
(Applause! Applause!) 
  
  
PHILIPPINES

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... 
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) 

SAUDI ARABIA

Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 

INDIA

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 
(Applause! Applause! Applause! 

MALAYSIA

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................ 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) 

SINGAPORE

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over 
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)