FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

This is a story from University of the Philippines (Diliman) about a young
college girl who passed away last month.
Her name was Summera. She was hit by a dumper truck.
She had a boy friend
named Arif. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the
phone.
You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also
changed her phone from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage.
She spent half of the
day talking with Arif. Summera's family knew about their relationship.
Arif was very close with Summera's family. (Just imagine their love).
Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away
please bury me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her
parents.>
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After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot
of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had
tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually,
they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking
to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then
her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her with her
phone.
He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin.
It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Summera's
parents did not inform Arif that Summera had passed away. After 2
weeks Arif called Summera,s mom. Arif:"I'm coming home today. Cook
something nice for me.
Dont tell Summera that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important." after he came, they told him the truth
about Summera.
Arif thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said
"don't try to fool me - tell Summera to come out, i have a gift for
her Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him her grave. He
said...
"It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Arif was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Summera,
see this..." he showed the phone to Summera,s family. All of them told
him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard
his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was
the actual voice of Summera & there was no way others could use her
SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked
and asked for the Feng Shuie Master's help again. The Master brought
his co-masters to solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5
hours. Then they discovered one thing...

Globe has the best coverage. Where ever you go, their network follows
(hehehehehehehe)!!!
Never in my life have I read such an email...Wasted ten minutes
coz of this...It's your turn now ;-