Wrong Sent !

Here’s a funny joke about a man who sent an email to the wrong person. Share This On Facebook In most cases, sending a message to the wrong person is no big deal. The receiver usually realizes your mistake and just ignores it. However, in today’s joke/story, it took a hilariously unexpected turn. As one man sent an email to his wife, he accidentally typed in the wrong address. He left out a single letter and in turn the message went to a completely different person. It was received by a widow who recently came home from her husband’s funeral. This lead to crazy moment that’s guaranteed to make you chuckle. Take a look below to see the whole story. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Advertisement Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I’ve arrived Date: January 1, 2017 I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!

The Tax Audit

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. 
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.

"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the

IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

I was in a mall somewhere when I noticed this guy who accidentally bumped into an attractive woman. He apologized to the woman. A little while, the woman recognized him and said hello. He's rather taken aback because he didn't recognize her. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replied, "I think you're the FATHER of ONE OF MY KIDS."
Now his mind traveled back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and said, "My God, are you the STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet onion leaves???"
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, "No, I'm your SON'S TEACHER."

I had to ditch my ex-girlfriend because her jealousy was getting way out of hand! 
She checked my calendar and asked me very angrily who May, June and April were!

A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's FACE was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the HUSBAND offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his BUTT. 
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. 
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! 
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ''Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.'' 
"My darling,'' he replied, ''Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the CHEEK.''