FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

KNOW YOUR DNA

DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nucleus and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine.

It carries the cell's genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the equence of its nucleotides.

Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:

Prostitute:
DNAvirgin


Old Maid:
DNAgamit


Bachelor:
DNAkasal


Arab:

DNAgaahit


Insomniac:
DNAmakatulog


Constipation:
DNAkakatae


Water Conservationist:
DNAliligo


Bin Laden:

DNAhanap at DNAhuli

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:

DNAaamin.


Town Fiesta:
DNAyo


Loser:

DNAya


Uncircumcised:
DNAtuli


Bisexual:
DNAmauri


Pandak:
DNAtumangkad

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