FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

>>>>>Subject: PANG-ALIS STRESS
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
>>>>>Pare: Approachable?
>>>>>Bobo: Mali .
>>>>>Pare: Amiable?
>>>>>Bobo: Mali pa rin!
>>>>>Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
>>>>>Bobo: Anest.
>>>>>
>>>>>Policeman arresting a prostitute...
>>>>>
>>>>>Prosti: Aba , I am not selling sex!
>>>>>Police: Then what are you doing?
>>>>>Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
>>>>>Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin,
>>>>>chicharon, mani.
>>>>>Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka-- Boy Bawang (cornik).
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Tindero: Bili na po kayo gatas ng baka. Sampung piso lang isang baso.
>>>>>Manong: Ang mahal naman! Wala bang tig-pipiso lang nyan?
>>>>>Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dedede sa baka....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na
>>>>>utak ko!
>>>>>Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open-minded.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A naked girl takes a taxi...
>>>>>
>>>>>Naked Girl: "Bakit ka nakatitig sa katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba
>>>>>nakakita ng hubad?"
>>>>>Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang
>>>>>pamasahe mo!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Beauty contest
>>>>>Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
>>>>>Contestant: Drugs.
>>>>>Emcee: Very good! Why do you say that?
>>>>>Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
>>>>>Katulong: Sabi po ni dok, tatanggalan daw po ako ng butlig!
>>>>>Amo: Butlig lang eh iiyak ka na...
>>>>>Katulong: Ok lang po sana kung right lig or left lig..... pero bakit
>>>>>naman butligs pa! hu hu hu....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Doc: Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?
>>>>>Girl: Substitute po.
>>>>>Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
>>>>>Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute, at kung may sakit po siya,
>>>>>ako po yung substitute.. ..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Doc: For your health, take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a cup of
>>>>>kangkong, fruits for dessert and lots of juice....
>>>>>Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Kodigo
>>>>>
>>>>>Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
>>>>>Guro: Ano 'to?
>>>>>Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
>>>>>Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
>>>>>Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>SIOPAO
>>>>>
>>>>>Kulas: Miss, isa ngang siopao... 'yung babae.
>>>>>Waitress: Babaeng siopao po?
>>>>>Kulas: Oo. 'Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
>>>>>Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki lang po ang nandito.
>>>>>Kulas: Lalaki?
>>>>>Waitress: Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
>>>>>The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po. NITRATES are higher
>>>>>than day rates!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>PURO KA TAWA ...OKAY,,, BALIK SA TRABAHO!!!!! l
>>>>>P Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.
>>>>>
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