FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Straight from my inbox . . .

A well-dressed young man, carrying a vacuum cleaner and a bucket knocked on the door of a big mansion house.
Knock..Knock. .
A little old lady opens the door and the young man said.. Good Morning..
Can you give me a few minutes of your time Madam, I would like to demontrates
the latest in high vacuum power cleaner.
The lady a bit irate for the early morning knock told the man, "get lost!"
"I haven't got money and time for you," and proceeded to close the door.
The young man wedged his foot in the door.. and said "don't be hasty Mam, not until you have seen my demo."
Then the young man empted the content of the bucket he' carrying containing a carabao dried shit into the hallway carpet.
He said.." If this vacuum cleaner can't remove all the dirt I spread on your carpet,
I will personally eat the remainder."
The lady agreed saying... "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."