I was in a mall somewhere when I noticed this guy who accidentally bumped into an attractive woman. He apologized to the woman. A little while, the woman recognized him and said hello. He's rather taken aback because he didn't recognize her. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replied, "I think you're the FATHER of ONE OF MY KIDS."
Now his mind traveled back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and said, "My God, are you the STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet onion leaves???"
She looked into his eyes and said calmly, "No, I'm your SON'S TEACHER."

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