After a hard days work, I left office earlier than usual and went here at my favorite watering hole to relax.
I noticed this man next to me who ordered a shot and a beer. He drinked the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before curiosity got the best of me. 
I leaned over to him and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"? 
He replied, "There's a picture of my wife in here, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home!"

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