Cannibals
Three men are walking in a forest. All of a sudden they are jumped by 50 cannibals. The cannibals take the men to their chieftain.
The chieftain says he will let them go if they complete a two-part test. The chieftain tells them each to go get 10 of a kind of fruit of their choice.
The first guy who comes back asks the chieftain what to do next. The chieftain replies that he must shove those peaches up to his butt without making any facial expressions. He got one halfway then winced in pain and got eaten.
The second guy came back with cherrys. He was on the 8th cherry when he started laughing hysterically and thus got eaten.
The next day in heaven the first guy asked the second guy why he laughed when in fact he was almost there. The second guy said he laughed because he saw the third guy coming with 10 pineapples.
1/10/2012 05:21:00 AM
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