FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Some things to remember as we enter 2010:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in
a fruit salad.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit
down and shut-up.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed
to tell you why it isn't.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.