FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Message: when i dont call you
[ Its because i don't have load]

When i walk away from you mad
[ I'm angry, very angry ]

When i stare at your mouth
[ Duna na'y momho ]

When i push you or hit you
[ I'm inflicting injuries ]

When i'm quiet
[ I'm not talking ]

When i pull away
[ Push me near ]

When you see me at my worst
[ Wait til you see my best ]

When you see me start crying
[ Give me a damn hanky! ]

When you see me walking
[ I'm going somewhere ]

When i'm scared
[ I probably am ]

When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ I'm sleepy and you stop nagging ]

When i tease you
[ Tease me back and let the next thing follow ]

When i dont answer for a long time
[ I'm in a meeting ]

When i look at you with doubt
[ I am doubtful ]

When i say that i like you
[ I really do ]

When i bump into you
[ don't bump back ]

When i tell you a secret
[ it's really a secret ]

When i look at you in your eyes
[ duna kay muta ]

When i miss you
[ i really do ]


When i say its over
[ its really over ]