FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Three heads..
 
Vladimir Putin, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush:
 
One day the three friend were walking, discussing peace for the world.
As they walk, they saw a lantern, Bin pick it up and three touch the lantern.
Popped and a Genie out of it.
 
Genie: I'll give you one wish each as my gratitude of releasing me.
 
Vladimer: I'm a farmer, my Dad was a farmer and my son will also farm.
  I want the land in Russia to be forever be fertile..
With a blink of an Eye the land of Russia was made fertile for farming..
 
Bin Laden: I'm amazed, this is my wish.. I want a wall around Afghanistan,
  so that no infidels, Jews and Americans can enter into our precious 
  state.
A huge wall was all around Afghan..
 
Bush: That's very impressive and a good wish you two had wish..
  Then with a finger on his chin, he said.. Before I make a wish, please tell me
  Genie more about the wall at afghan.
 
Genie: It is about 15,000 feet high and 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
  country. Nothing canget in or out, virtually impenetrable. .
 
Bush: Okay, that will be good for me..Here's my wish... Fill it with water..