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An Interview With Bill Gates




>> Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
> Chairman for
>>Microsoft Europe.
>>
>> Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
> MARIO
>>DIMACULANGAN.
>> Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may
>
>>leave.
>>
>> 2,000 people leave the room.
>>
>> MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
> lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
>>
>> Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more
> than 100 people may leave.
>>
>> 2,000 people leave the room.
>>
>> Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I
> have
>>nothing to lose if I stay.
>> What can happen to me?' So he stays.
>>
>> Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
> leave.
>>
>> 500 people leave the room.
>>
>> Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got
> to
>>lose?'
>> So he stays in the room.
>>
>> Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo -
> Croat
>>to leave.
>>
>> 498 people leave the room.
>>
>> Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo -
> Croat but
>>what do I have to lose?'
>> So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
> else
>>has gone.
>>
>> Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only
>>two candidates who speak
>> Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
>>together in that language.'
>>
>> Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba
> yan,
>>dong?'
>>
>> The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'