FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON 

@ WORK

You spend most of your
time in a 10X10 cell 

@ PRISON 
You spend most of your 
time in an 6X6 cubicle 

@ WORK

You get three meals a
day, fully paid for 

@ PRISON 
You get a break for one meal and 
you have to pay for it 

@ WORK

For good behavior, 
you get time off 
For good behavior, 
you get more work


@ PRISON 
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you 

@ PRISON 

@ WORK 
You must carry a security card 
and open all the doors yourself 

@ WORK

You can watch TV
and play games 

@ PRISON 
You could get fired for watching 
TV and playing games 

@ WORK

You get your own toilet 


@ PRISON 
You have to share the toilet with 
people who pee on the seat 

@ WORK

They allow your family
and friends to visit 

@ PRISON 
You aren't even supposed to speak 
to your family 

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no
work required 

@ PRISON 
You must pay all your expenses to go 
to work, and they deduct taxes from 
your salary to pay for prisoners 

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out 
You spend most of your time wanting 
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON 

You must deal with sadistic wardens 
(I'll drink to that) 

@ WORK 
They're called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.